Elaine: I've been dying to see "Checkmate".
George: Well, if it's as good as "Ponce de Leon", I'll be happy.
Elaine: "Ponce de Leon", are you kidding me? I hated that movie!
George: "Ponce de Leon"? But that was great!
Elaine: Oh, come on. That fountain of youth scene at the end, where they're all splashin' around, and then they go running over to the mirror to see if it really worked? I mean, come on! [laughing] That's so stupid!
George: Let me tell you something. When Ponce looked in that mirror and saw that he hadn't changed, and that tear started to roll down his cheek? ... I lost it.