Elaine: I told you, Fred. My friend's next door neighbor took it.
Fred: So, what happened?!
Elaine: Well, I-I-I must a missed a button. I forgot to button it.
Fred: I really don't see how you could miss a button like that.
Elaine: Oh, you've never missed a button?! [phone rings, she puts it on speakerphone] Yeah?
Receptionist: [on phone] Your sister, Gail.
Elaine: Oh, God. My nephew. [answers phone] Hi, Gail! Yes, yes, yes, Gail, I know how old he is.
Man: Hey, Nip, you need that manuscript or can I take it home?
Elaine: Yeah, take it! Take it! And stop calling me "Nip"! [on the phone] It was an accident! Well.. Well, it's gotta be somewhere. Look under his mattress.