George: A beautiful successful intelligent woman's in love with me and I throw it all away. Uh, oh, boy. Now I'll spend the rest of my life living alone. I'll sit in my disgusting little apartment watching basketball games, eating Chinese take out, walking around with no underwear because I'm too lazy to do a laundry.
Jerry: You walk around with no underwear?
George: Yeah, what do you do when you run out of laundry?
Jerry: I do a wash.