[stand-up:]
Jerry: So, I went to a fashion show. First of all, the whole concept of modeling is counterproductive to the fashion industry. Because when these women are around, who's looking at clothes? I didn't notice any of the clothes. We're all applauding. Yeah. What are we applauding? "Yeah, there's great looking women here. Yeah, this is great. I'm glad I'm here in this room with all these great looking women." Anybody can design a shirt. It takes talent to get all these girls in one spot. That's talent. What is this goofy that the models do? You know, this walk that they do down the runway? This, like they have to go somewhere. You know, they're walking like they're really on the way somewhere. You know, then they get to the end and it's like, "Well, I guess I'll just go back."