Ticket Clerk: I have one seat in first class, and one in coach. The price is the same because your flight was canceled.
Elaine: Um...
Jerry: Um...
Jerry: I'll take the first class.
Elaine: Jerry!
Jerry: What?
Elaine: Why should you get the first class?
Jerry: Elaine, have you ever flown first class?
Elaine: No.
Jerry: All right then. See? You won't know what you're missing. I've flown first class, Elaine. I can't go back to coach. I can't. I won't.
Elaine: You flew here coach.
Jerry: Yeah, that's a point.