[stand-up:]
Jerry: There's no easy way to break off any relationship. I think, when you first start dating, they ought to give you three "Get out of relationship free" cards. You know what I mean? So you could just go up to the person and go, "Here you. go. I'm sorry. I'll grab the tennis racket. Don't even bother to get up. Have a good one. Sorry." Which is fine, unless of course, unless the person you're in a relationship with happens to have a, "Eight More Months of Guilt, Torture and Pain" card. "Hold it, I got a little something for you.