Waitress: Hold it a second. Don't you play on TV?
Jerry: Oh, no.
Elaine: Yes. Yes. You saw him on TV.
Waitress: What's your name?
Elaine: Jerry Seinfeld.
Jerry: Elaine.
Waitress: Gary Seinfield. I saw you on The Tonight Show.
Elaine: Right. Hey, wouldn't you like an autographed picture?
Waitress: Oh, ha ha
Jerry: Uh, I don't have anymore pictures Elaine.
Elaine: He's lying. They're in the trunk. [grabs car keys] Now you get to sign another one.
Jerry: I'm not lying.
Elaine: Yeah, he is. [exits]
Jerry: She'll have a cup of copy and a broiled chicken.