[stand-up:]
Jerry: My friend's got a baby. "Gotta see the baby. You've got to come over and see the baby." [shakes head] Nobody ever wants you to come over and see their grandfather, do they? "You've got to see my grandfather. You've got to see him. He's so cute. 168 pounds, 4 ounces. I love them when they're this age. He's a thousand months. You know, the mid-80s is such a great time for the grand-people. You've got to see him. He went to the bathroom by himself today." You know what's tough about seeing people when they have a baby, is that you have to match their level of enthusiasm. You know what I mean? They're always so excited. "What do you think of him? What do you think?" Just once I would like to meet a couple that goes, "You know, we're not that happy with him, frankly. I think we really made a mistake with him. We should have got an aquarium. You want him? We don't even want him. You want him?"