George: Wow, Keith Hernandez. He's such a great player.
Jerry: Yeah, he's a real smart guy too. He's a Civil War buff.
George: I'd love to be a Civil War buff. What do you have to do to be a buff?
Jerry: So Biff wants to be a buff? Well, sleeping less than 18 hours a day would be a start.
George: [chuckles] You know, I only got two weeks left of unemployment. I got to prove I've been looking for a job to get an extension.