Quote from Kramer in The Fix-Up
Kramer: Oh, by the way, George, you know those condoms I gave you? They're defective, don't use them. George: What? Kramer: Right. George: Defective?! Kramer: Defective. George: [attacks Kramer] How could you give me a defective condom?! Kramer: I didn't even know they were defective. Didn't even think you were gonna use them. George: What do you mean you didn't think I wasn't gonna use them?! Jerry: Take it easy, you guys. Just spread out! Don't worry about it. If anything was wrong she would have called you already!