Quote from Jerry in The Fix-Up
[stand-up:] Jerry: The problem with the condom is still buying them. I think we should have, like, a secret signal with the druggist. That you just walk into the drugstore, you go up to the counter, he looks at you and if you go like this... [nods] He puts them in the bag for you, that's it. You show up there, you put your little shaving cream, your little toothpaste, you know, "How are you today?" [nods] "Have a nice day." "You too."