George: She's a pianist. A classical pianist. She plays the piano. She's- She's- She's a brilliant woman. I-I-I sat in her living room. She played the Waldstein sonata. The Waldstein! [hums] We- We did a crossword puzzle together, in bed. It was the most fun I ever had in my entire life. Do you hear me? In my life! [Jerry enters from the bathroom] You know?
Jerry: Were you talking? I couldn't hear anything.
George: I was telling you about Noel.
Jerry: Oh, Noel! Yeah, the one who plays bongos...
George: [feigns laughter] So side-splitingly funny...