Quote from Kramer in The Nose Job
Landlord: Hello? Elaine: Oh, uh, hi. I'm Wanda Pepper, I'm Albert Pepper's daughter. My father asked me to come here and pick up his jacket for him. Landlord: Oh, hello, Miss Pepper. It's a pleasure to meet you. And you must be Professor Van Nostrand? Kramer: Yes. Yes, I am. Landlord: I've read your book, Professor, and I was quite intrigued by it. Kramer: Uh, yes. Well, it's, uh, very intriguing. Landlord: Tell me, is it your contention that Shakespeare was an imposter? Kramer: My contention? Landlord: Yes, your contention. Kramer: Yes, that's my contention. Elaine: I heard him contend that.