Quote from Jerry in The Parking Garage
George: My parents. It's their anniversary. I'm taking them out to dinner and a show tonight. You think we'll hit traffic? Jerry: Of course we'll hit traffic. It's rush hour. Elaine: Isn't it going the other way? Jerry: There is no other way in New York. Everybody goes every way all the time. Elaine: Yeah, but it's Saturday. Jerry: You got the picnic and burger traffic. Elaine: There's picnic traffic? Jerry: Well, as my grandfather used to say, "Sometimes even a picnic's no picnic."