Quote from Helen Seinfeld in The Pen
Evelyn: That's some good pen. It writes upside down. Elaine: The astronauts use them. Helen Seinfeld: What did Blanche say? Evelyn: I don't know. She said Jerry wanted the pen. Jerry: I never really wanted the pen. Morty Seinfeld: He gave him the pen. Helen Seinfeld: Morty. Evelyn: Why you don't like the pen? Jerry: No, no, I... Evelyn: Cause if you don't like it, give it back to him. Helen Seinfeld: Is that what she said? Evelyn: Who? Helen Seinfeld: Blanche. Evelyn: What are you talking about? Helen Seinfeld: [answers the phone] Hello? Oh, hello, Gussy. What? Jerry wouldn't do that. Jack gave it to him. All he said was he liked it. I mean nobody put a gun to his head. [to Jerry] You're giving him back that pen.