[stand-up]
Jerry: I'm on the street the other day, I make a pay phone call, go over time on the call, hang up the phone, walk away. You've had this happen? Phone rings. It's the phone company, they want more money. Don't you love this? And you've got them right where you want them for the first time in your life. You're on the street, there's nothing they can do. I like to let it ring a few times, you know, let her sweat a little over there. And then I just pick it up, "Yeah, operator? Oh, I've got the money. I've got the money right here. Do you hear that? That's a quarter. Yeah, you want that don't you?"