Quote from George in The Baby Shower
George: That woman was unequivocally the worst date of my life. Elaine: Oh, pardon me for trying to set you up with a beautiful, intelligent woman. George: What, you don't think I can attract beautiful, intelligent women? Jerry: Thin ice, George, very thin ice. George: Maybe for her new performance piece she'll give birth on stage. Elaine: She stopped performing. George: Oh, what a huge blow to the culture. Jerry: You believe this guy? He holds a grudge like Khomeini.