Quote from Jerry in The Statue
Ray: I've got to get going. I have a class. George: Oh ho! Class, huh? At Columbia? Let me tell you something, pal. I called the registrar's office. I checked you out. They have no record of a Ray Thomas at that school! You liar! Ray: Well, that's because I'm registered under my full legal name, Raymond Thomas Wochinski. Ray Thomas is my professional name. George: You mean alias. Ray: You are starting to make me angry. George: Well, that was bound to happen. Ray: [to Jerry] I hope you think about what you've done here today. And if you want to call and apologize, you know where to reach me. [going to leave] Jerry: Hey, Ray. Ray: [stops] Yes? Jerry: How did you get the goop out of the top of the dishwashing liquid? It was like a brand-new nozzle!