Quote from Jerry in The Apartment
Jerry: You know, I used to think that the universe is a random, chaotic, sequence of meaningless events, but I see now that there is reason and purpose to all things. George: What happened to you? Jerry: Religion, my friend, that's what happened to me. Because, I have just been informed that it's going to cost Elaine the sum of five thousand dollars to get the apartment upstairs. George: Five thousand dollars? She doesn't have five thousand dollars! Jerry: Of course she doesn't have five thousand dollars! George: So, she can't get the apartment. Jerry: Can't get it. George: So, she doesn't move in. Jerry: No move. So, you see, it's all part of a divine plan. George: And how does the baldness fit into that plan?