Elaine: Here, here. Jerry Seinfeld, I cannot believe you're doing this. This is absolutely infantile.
Jerry: What can I do?
Elaine: Deal with it. Be a man!
Jerry: Oh no. That's impossible. I'd rather lie to him for the rest of my life that go through that again. He was crying, tears accompanied by mucus.
Elaine: You made a man cry? I've never made a man cry. I even kicked a guy in the groin once and he didn't cry.. I got the cab.
Jerry: A couple of tough monkeys.