Quote from Jerry in The Robbery
Police Officer: Let's see, that's uh, one TV, a stereo, one leather jacket, a VCR and a computer. Is that about it? Elaine: Answering machine. Jerry: Answering machine. Oh, I hate the idea of somebody out there returning my calls. Police Officer: What do you mean? Jerry: It's a joke. Police Officer: I see. Well, Mr. Seinfeld uh, we'll look into it and, uh, we'll let you know if we, uh, you know, if we find anything. Jerry: You ever find anything? Police Officer: No. Jerry: Well, thanks anyway. Police Officer: You bet. [exits] Elaine: I didn't get that joke either. Jerry: The crook has the machine. The messages aren't for him. He's the crook: why would he answer...