Quote from Jerry in The Stake Out
Carol: You want some funny material, you ought to come down to where I work, there's a sitcom! Jerry: You must have quite a time down there. [checks his watch] Carol: We got plenty of time... Jerry: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just waiting for someone... Mac: Watch what you say to this guy, he'll put it in his next act! Jerry: Yeah, yeah... Mac: Jerry, did I tell you that I'm writing a book? An autobiography. Jerry: Yeah, Uncle Mac, you mentioned it. Mac: It's based on all my experiences. Jerry: That's perfect.