Jordan: [v.o.] I mean, look at him there by himself, rub it in for funsies.
Jordan: Hey, Keith. Where's Blondie? I thought it was your little coffee date time.
Keith: If she was mad about something, why wouldn't she just tell me? I guess I thought that once she'd finally said I love you, that all this insecure game would stop, you know? Bye, Jordan.
Jordan: [v.o.] That did not give me the delicious, satisfied feeling I was going for.

Todd: [v.o.] I need someone Turk will listen to. Someone persuasive, forceful, sensitive. If only my dong could talk. Hey, I bet he'd listen to you.

Ted: [v.o.] I've got to find a way to stop this slowdown before someone loses their job!
Ted: The stress is killing me!
Dr. Kelso: You're sweating because you're under the tanning bulb, genius!
Ted: [v.o.] If only the nurses have leverage, I could help them.
Lloyd: Ted, I found this extra box of needles in my truck.
Ted: Needles? There's leverage.
Lloyd: Man, you keep this place toasty!

Elliot: So you wanted to talk to me?
Jordan: I'm about to speak to you from the heart, and since that's very difficult for me, I need you to sit there silently while I mentally prepare myself.
Elliot: Jordan, I have patients-
Jordan: Shush!

Turk: Todd, right now me and your department heard are bout to have it out. This surgery ain't happening. Not on my watch! I always wanted to say that.
Todd: Before you do anything, just listen to what she has to say.
Stephanie: I want the implants. Look, I'm constantly mistaken for a fifth grader, and I'm tired of it. This is my choice. And it's taken me a long time to convince my mom, but she's finally supporting me. I shouldn't have to convince you, too.
Dr. Green: What you buzzing around here for?
Turk: Dr. Quinlan and I had to discuss something, that has absolutely nothing to do with anything that's happening up in here. So, um, you were right, and okay.
Dr. Green: Yeah, he's a buzzy little bee.
Todd: Dude, I gotta ask, what's with you and bees?

Jordan: [v.o.] Even though I caused it, it still feels mildly heart-warming to fix someone's problems.
Todd: [v.o.] That's why I'm glad I kept Turk from messing up his career.
Ted: [v.o.] And I don't care if the nurses ever find out that it was me who helped them.
All: [v.o.] I guess we all have our parts to play.
Jason: Okay, I have a coffee for Snoop Dogg Resident.
Snoop Dogg Resident: [v.o.] I wish just one, someone would call me Ronald.
Lloyd: [v.o.] Where did I park my truck?
Dr. Green: [v.o.] Bees, bees, bees.