J.D. Quote #1849
Quote from J.D. in Our Stuff Gets Reals
J.D.: I'm so glad you chose me to confide in, Perry. Denise caught me up to speed. By the by, I've got some lady problems, too.
Dr. Cox: You do realize that by saying something like that to me, you're just continuing the never-ending cycle of abuse?
J.D.: I don't do it on purpose.
J.D.: [v.o.] I do. I love the attention.
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Elliot: Okay, we gotta fix this tonight, because tomorrow night's birthing class, and Wednesday night is pregnancy sex.
J.D.: I'm really starting to enjoy that birthing class. All the grunting and heavy breathing and...
Elliot: You were the only one doing that.
J.D.: I was trying to get something going.
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Elliot: Wait, what is that walkie-talkie? I told you to get a baby monitor.
J.D.: Oh, this? Better than a baby monitor. It's long distance.
Elliot: Where's the other one?
Turk: [over walkie-talkie] Jake Cobra. Come in, Jake Cobra.
J.D.: We've been compromised, Panther Claw.
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J.D.: [v.o.] Elliot and I had missed our last few pregnancy sex nights. Tonight, I was ready.
J.D.: Loose limbs make limber lovers. Loose limbs make limber lovers.