Elliot Quote #679

Quote from Elliot in Our Stuff Gets Reals

Elliot: J.D., I know that some couples don't make time for each other as new parents,but we're not gonna be like that. We're different.
J.D.: Are you sure? Because you also said we were gonna be different and not fight the first year of marriage.
Elliot: You did the laundry, and you put my work socks beside my gym socks, and they were touching in the drawer. I mean, that's disgusting. I had to throw them out. Okay, I don't have time for this.

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Quote from J.D.

Elliot: Okay, we gotta fix this tonight, because tomorrow night's birthing class, and Wednesday night is pregnancy sex.
J.D.: I'm really starting to enjoy that birthing class. All the grunting and heavy breathing and...
Elliot: You were the only one doing that.
J.D.: I was trying to get something going.

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Elliot: Wait, what is that walkie-talkie? I told you to get a baby monitor.
J.D.: Oh, this? Better than a baby monitor. It's long distance.
Elliot: Where's the other one?
Turk: [over walkie-talkie] Jake Cobra. Come in, Jake Cobra.
J.D.: We've been compromised, Panther Claw.

Quote from J.D.

J.D.: [v.o.] Elliot and I had missed our last few pregnancy sex nights. Tonight, I was ready.
J.D.: Loose limbs make limber lovers. Loose limbs make limber lovers.