Dr. Cox Quote #1009
Quote from Dr. Cox in Our Stuff Gets Reals
Dr. Cox: So Jordan is after my stuff, but there is no way that succubus is gonna get my recliner after I die. It is the one chair I sit in when I watch TV and yell at sports figures and reality stars.
Denise: Fine. Right before you kick it, stick a dead bird underneath the cushion. That'll get ripe real fast, and you can sit back and watch the whole show from hell.
Dr. Cox: Mahoney, you are a promising young doctor, you are.
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Elliot: Okay, we gotta fix this tonight, because tomorrow night's birthing class, and Wednesday night is pregnancy sex.
J.D.: I'm really starting to enjoy that birthing class. All the grunting and heavy breathing and...
Elliot: You were the only one doing that.
J.D.: I was trying to get something going.
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Elliot: Wait, what is that walkie-talkie? I told you to get a baby monitor.
J.D.: Oh, this? Better than a baby monitor. It's long distance.
Elliot: Where's the other one?
Turk: [over walkie-talkie] Jake Cobra. Come in, Jake Cobra.
J.D.: We've been compromised, Panther Claw.
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J.D.: [v.o.] Elliot and I had missed our last few pregnancy sex nights. Tonight, I was ready.
J.D.: Loose limbs make limber lovers. Loose limbs make limber lovers.