Todd Quote #155

Quote from Todd in Our Stuff Gets Reals

Turk: So let me get this straight. You and Elliot aren't having sex till after the baby's born?
J.D.: Yes.
Todd: But who are you gonna have sex with then? Oh, she's gonna watch while you do other chicks.
J.D.: No, no, Todd. Neither one of us is going to be having sex.
Todd: I gotta take a walk five.
Turk: He's not taking it well.

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Elliot: Okay, we gotta fix this tonight, because tomorrow night's birthing class, and Wednesday night is pregnancy sex.
J.D.: I'm really starting to enjoy that birthing class. All the grunting and heavy breathing and...
Elliot: You were the only one doing that.
J.D.: I was trying to get something going.

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Elliot: Wait, what is that walkie-talkie? I told you to get a baby monitor.
J.D.: Oh, this? Better than a baby monitor. It's long distance.
Elliot: Where's the other one?
Turk: [over walkie-talkie] Jake Cobra. Come in, Jake Cobra.
J.D.: We've been compromised, Panther Claw.

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J.D.: [v.o.] Elliot and I had missed our last few pregnancy sex nights. Tonight, I was ready.
J.D.: Loose limbs make limber lovers. Loose limbs make limber lovers.