Denise Quote #71

Quote from Denise in Our Couples

Captain Duncook: You stole our cart. Now come correct about what you've done. Don't make me bring the thunder. 'cause once it's been brought, it cannot be unbrought.
Denise: You think maybe your cart wasn't stolen? Maybe it just left on its own.
Captain Duncoock: What in the name of Larry Holmes are you talking about?
Drew: We've seen the way you treat that cart. There are patterns of abuse there.
Denise: Yeah, I mean, the kicking, the insults.
Lt. Underhill: Skipping maintenance checks.
Captain Duncook: Don't forget where your bread's buttered, Frank.
Denise: Clearly, the cart is reacting to an injustice, trying to correct an imbalance in the universe.
Drew: Cart-ma.
Captain Duncook: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Denise: Is It?

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 ‘Our Couples’ Quotes

Quote from Cole

Cole: Man, I never noticed how beautiful a smile you have.
Lucy: Thank you.
Cole: That's probably because I'm mostly focused on how small your cans are.
Lucy: Okay, this is why I don't like you talking during foreplay.
Cole: I didn't know we were about to get nasty.
Lucy: Why do you think none of my horses are watching?
Cole: I truly dig how nuts you are. Oh, hey, can I borrow your laptop to do those endocrine system slides for our study group?
Lucy: What's wrong with yours?
Cole: It's super slow right now 'cause I'm downloading every Golden Girls episode. [laughs] Man, those old chicks are insane. All right, there was this one episode...

Quote from Drew

Cole: I will take a key, thank you very much.
Drew: I would never willingly give you anything that was not some sort of fatal virus.

Quote from Denise

Lucy: [v.o.] While I was pretending to listen, I thought about how everyone at the hospital seems to be coupling up. There was Drew and Denise. They were still in their puppy love stage.
Denise: Ugh. Drew, if I wanted to be with a girl, I could. Save all the emotional crap for your diary.