Dr. Cox Quote #1002
Quote from Dr. Cox in Our White Coats
Dr. Cox: Stop. Now this is when I would normally launch into a rant. But I've already told you what the consequences are if you don't come up with an acceptable answer prior to the ceremony. Right now you've got four strikes on you. And even in the adjusted Lucy Bennett 5-strike system that I recently established to accommodate all major underachievers - Go ahead and take a second and be happy that something was named after you - You still need to come up with something better. One more pathetic, clichéd answer and you're gone.
Lucy: That was kind of a rant.
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Quote from Elliot
Lucy: Hey, why did you guys want to become doctors?
Elliot: Oh, actually, I didn't want to be a doctor. I wanted to be a gymnast. But I was chesty for my age, and I had no balance because when I was 9, my cousin jammed a piece of uncooked pasta in my ear. So the first time I went on the balance beam, I fell off and broke my bajingo bone. So really I became a doctor because my parents made me.
Quote from Elliot
Lucy: Dr. Reid, I know yoga is supposed to be good for pregnant women, but are you sure this is okay? It looks like that baby could squirt out any second.
Elliot: Lucy, I'm fine. Beside I would never give birth under a tree. Although J.D. and I did conceive this baby under one. It was a Christmas tree. Not in our house. It was still on the lot. We made a bunch of Christians uncomfortable that day.
Lucy: I once got felt up in a pumpkin patch.
Elliot: Don't you just love the holidays?
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: I was a gunner for a while when I was in med school. Once I set my roommate Lauren's books on fire so she couldn't study. Turns out I'd loaned her mine, so I actually had to buy a whole new set which she then stole. Still, in the end, I won because she got hit by a truck. I mean, she didn't die, but she is not smart enough to be a doctor anymore.
Lucy: Is she happy?
Elliot: Oh, she's very happy.