Elliot Quote #667
Quote from Elliot in Our New Girl-Bro
Lucy: Once again, a giant swing and a miss for Lucy Bennett. What's wrong with me?
Elliot: Lucy, when I got pregnant, I learned two things. Ketchup on cereal is delicious, and sometimes you have to be selfish. That's why I went home last night. I mean, finally I have something inside me forcing me to take care of myself. See, I'm like you. I probably ended up in medicine because I want to try to take care of the whole world. But here's the crazy thing about being a doctor. You can't even take care of one single patient unless you learn how to take care of yourself first. So tell your dad you can't talk every day, have your boyfriend grab a cold shower every once in a while, stop doing slides for Dr. Turk, and let your sister mess up her own life. That's the key to being a good doctor. You first, then the world. Now go home and get some sleep.
Scrubs Quotes
‘Our New Girl-Bro’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: So I said to the lady, "Where can a well-hung marine buy a pair of shoes around here?" [laughs]
Turk: [laughs] I don't even know what that is.
Dr. Kelso: Turkleton, those days are gone.
Denise: Dr. Kelso, really? Please tell me you're not another one of Dr. Turk's gentleman suitors.
Dr. Kelso: I am indeed. I think it will be great to have a black friend to help me out with the sisters. Get my swirl on.
Turk: That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
Quote from Turk
Turk: You want to talk about sad, I spent the whole morning moping around 'cause J.D. wasn't here. It took me about an hour to get out of it.
Elliot: Oh, he said to say he misses you.
Turk: He did?
Elliot: Yeah.
[Turk exhales deeply as the Scrubs sad theme plays]
Elliot: It's okay. It's okay. He reacted the same way when he got your muffin basket.
Quote from Turk
Elliot: Look, Turk, I know that you're hurting, but you're gonna find someone else here to ride the eagle with.
Turk: Elliot, you don't ride the eagle. You eagle. You choose "toe or thumb?". You join "Fight Club with Pillows."
Elliot: You and J.D. had a pillow fight club?
Turk: The first rule of pillow fight club, you don't talk-
Elliot: Yeah, I get it.
Turk: No, I don't think you do. Elliot. Elliot, please don't say anything.