Turk Quote #635
Quote from Turk in Our New Girl-Bro
Denise: What's with the lame writing on your ass? Is it like a surgeon thing?
Turk: No, it's for pork chop day, an old tradition for me and J.D. We made special pants. His said "pork" on the back. That's actually why he had that little sexual harassment thingy.
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‘Our New Girl-Bro’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: So I said to the lady, "Where can a well-hung marine buy a pair of shoes around here?" [laughs]
Turk: [laughs] I don't even know what that is.
Dr. Kelso: Turkleton, those days are gone.
Denise: Dr. Kelso, really? Please tell me you're not another one of Dr. Turk's gentleman suitors.
Dr. Kelso: I am indeed. I think it will be great to have a black friend to help me out with the sisters. Get my swirl on.
Turk: That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
Quote from Turk
Turk: You want to talk about sad, I spent the whole morning moping around 'cause J.D. wasn't here. It took me about an hour to get out of it.
Elliot: Oh, he said to say he misses you.
Turk: He did?
Elliot: Yeah.
[Turk exhales deeply as the Scrubs sad theme plays]
Elliot: It's okay. It's okay. He reacted the same way when he got your muffin basket.
Quote from Turk
Elliot: Look, Turk, I know that you're hurting, but you're gonna find someone else here to ride the eagle with.
Turk: Elliot, you don't ride the eagle. You eagle. You choose "toe or thumb?". You join "Fight Club with Pillows."
Elliot: You and J.D. had a pillow fight club?
Turk: The first rule of pillow fight club, you don't talk-
Elliot: Yeah, I get it.
Turk: No, I don't think you do. Elliot. Elliot, please don't say anything.