J.D. Quote #1802
Quote from J.D. in Our Drunk Friend
Lucy: How could you do that to me?
J.D.: I know you can't see it right now, but this is good for you.
Lucy: Yeah, as good as my mom's fish biscuits. They're bad.
J.D.: Ah. Look, Lucy, at- at some point, every doctor needs to learn about lost causes like Alan. I just thought I'd come along for the ride with you.
Lucy: Why?
J.D.: Because when it happened to me, there was no one around to talk to me about it after. If you're gonna survive as a doctor, you have to stop trying to change things you can't change.
Lucy: So I'm supposed to never try and help anybody like Alan?
J.D.: No. Because if you're gonna survive as a person, you can never stop trying to change things you can't change.
Lucy: My head hurts.
J.D.: Get used to it.
Scrubs Quotes
‘Our Drunk Friend’ Quotes
Quote from Drew
Turk: I just think you should go for yours. Go for yours!
Drew: You don't know me. I spent the last year In the Alaskan wilderness, living in a yurt. The only human contact I had was an Eskimo boy who sold me salmon jerky and painkillers. And do you know why? Because when I flunked out of med school before, I consequently torched every relationship that meant anything to me. I'm not taking that chance again.
Turk: What's a yurt?
Quote from Turk
Denise: I can't believe what Cole gets away with. I'd like to fill a tube sock full of batteries and just beat him a little. You know, send a message? What?
Turk: Denise, you're scary. I mean, sure, you seem cute at first, but then you eat after midnight or get some water on you, and then boom, you turn into this monster, and I gotta throw you in a microwave and explode you.
Denise: What the hell are you talking about?
Turk: I'm talking Gremlins, woman. You know, you should get your boyfriend to watch that movie, and then maybe he could understand you better.
Quote from Turk
Turk: All right, class, first order of business is simple. We're gonna take out our... J.D., what are you doing?
J.D.: Just watching you teach.
Turk: You know, in this light, You look like Denzel Washington in The Great Debaters.
Turk: Come on, man. I'm working here. Now listen. If you- You know that's what I was going for, right?
J.D.: It's pretty obvious.
Turk: All right, class, you now have 30 seconds to list the adductor muscles of the hip. Your group does not want to be last. Ready? Go.
J.D.: [v.o.] The pressure here can make some students crack.
Man: [screams]
Turk: Amir, you can't just be grabbing kidneys like that! Bring it back!