Denise Quote #47
Quote from Denise in Our Drunk Friend
Denise: You two clowns convinced me to put myself out there, and Drew shot me down. Why'd you have to go mess up my little island? Why'd you push me towards Drew?
Turk: He just seems like a nice guy.
Denise: Based on what?
[flashback to Turk and Drew at a bar:]
Drew: Want the rest of my nachos?
Turk: Oh, hell, yeah!
[present:]
Denise: You like him 'cause he shared old bar food?
J.D.: Turk and I met over a blooming onion. I like to think of it as a metaphor for our relationship, because it's delicious but not really so healthy.
Denise: I will hurt you, little man.
Turk: She's like a Gremlin!
Scrubs Quotes
‘Our Drunk Friend’ Quotes
Quote from Drew
Turk: I just think you should go for yours. Go for yours!
Drew: You don't know me. I spent the last year In the Alaskan wilderness, living in a yurt. The only human contact I had was an Eskimo boy who sold me salmon jerky and painkillers. And do you know why? Because when I flunked out of med school before, I consequently torched every relationship that meant anything to me. I'm not taking that chance again.
Turk: What's a yurt?
Quote from Turk
Denise: I can't believe what Cole gets away with. I'd like to fill a tube sock full of batteries and just beat him a little. You know, send a message? What?
Turk: Denise, you're scary. I mean, sure, you seem cute at first, but then you eat after midnight or get some water on you, and then boom, you turn into this monster, and I gotta throw you in a microwave and explode you.
Denise: What the hell are you talking about?
Turk: I'm talking Gremlins, woman. You know, you should get your boyfriend to watch that movie, and then maybe he could understand you better.
Quote from Turk
Turk: All right, class, first order of business is simple. We're gonna take out our... J.D., what are you doing?
J.D.: Just watching you teach.
Turk: You know, in this light, You look like Denzel Washington in The Great Debaters.
Turk: Come on, man. I'm working here. Now listen. If you- You know that's what I was going for, right?
J.D.: It's pretty obvious.
Turk: All right, class, you now have 30 seconds to list the adductor muscles of the hip. Your group does not want to be last. Ready? Go.
J.D.: [v.o.] The pressure here can make some students crack.
Man: [screams]
Turk: Amir, you can't just be grabbing kidneys like that! Bring it back!