Dr. Cox Quote #969
Quote from Dr. Cox in Our Drunk Friend
Dr. Cox: Centerfold, your previous answer was so wrong, it almost became right again. Now if you would, please help me choose the subject for my impending criticism. Would you like me to nail you for A, you being too attractive to ever be taken seriously as a doctor, B, your upsettingly small ears or C, that your stupidity is probably contagious?
Maya: I guess my contagious stupidity.
Dr. Cox: Great call. Your ears. [Drew enters] Ah, ha, ha. Welcome. Welcome, Number 1. Certainly, with your human-size ears, You can tell us what the three components Of the mucosa layer of the stomach are.
Drew: Epithelium, lamina propria, muscularis mucosa.
Dr. Cox: That was perfect. Okay, class, who hates Dr. Cox's favorite student? [All hands go up] Wow, it's the first time you assassins have gotten one right all day.
Scrubs Quotes
‘Our Drunk Friend’ Quotes
Quote from Drew
Turk: I just think you should go for yours. Go for yours!
Drew: You don't know me. I spent the last year In the Alaskan wilderness, living in a yurt. The only human contact I had was an Eskimo boy who sold me salmon jerky and painkillers. And do you know why? Because when I flunked out of med school before, I consequently torched every relationship that meant anything to me. I'm not taking that chance again.
Turk: What's a yurt?
Quote from Turk
Denise: I can't believe what Cole gets away with. I'd like to fill a tube sock full of batteries and just beat him a little. You know, send a message? What?
Turk: Denise, you're scary. I mean, sure, you seem cute at first, but then you eat after midnight or get some water on you, and then boom, you turn into this monster, and I gotta throw you in a microwave and explode you.
Denise: What the hell are you talking about?
Turk: I'm talking Gremlins, woman. You know, you should get your boyfriend to watch that movie, and then maybe he could understand you better.
Quote from Turk
Turk: All right, class, first order of business is simple. We're gonna take out our... J.D., what are you doing?
J.D.: Just watching you teach.
Turk: You know, in this light, You look like Denzel Washington in The Great Debaters.
Turk: Come on, man. I'm working here. Now listen. If you- You know that's what I was going for, right?
J.D.: It's pretty obvious.
Turk: All right, class, you now have 30 seconds to list the adductor muscles of the hip. Your group does not want to be last. Ready? Go.
J.D.: [v.o.] The pressure here can make some students crack.
Man: [screams]
Turk: Amir, you can't just be grabbing kidneys like that! Bring it back!