Janitor Quote #506
Quote from Janitor in My Chief Concern
Janitor: Let's call this meeting to order. Since I didn't like the way that Doug said "here" during roll call yesterday, he has been replaced by Jimmy the overly touchy orderly.
Ted: Can I make a motion that we have to keep our hands to ourselves?
Janitor: All in favor of hands to yourself? All opposed? And since we all know that these votes are largely ceremonial, the motion passes. Jimmy, hands to yourself.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Chief Concern’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Lady: Hey, you coming up to the third floor today?
Janitor: No, I am not cleaning the third floor this month. I'm sending a message: You steal a man's sandwich off his cart, you stew in your own filth.
Lady: Sweetie, I took that sandwich.
Janitor: Well, I can't change my mind now. I'll look like a flip-flopper.
Quote from Denise
Denise: I don't know why I keep jumping into bed with him. My confidence is shot from screwing up that spinal tap last week, and then yesterday, I misdiagnosed an ectopic pregnancy. I don't know. Maybe I wanted to do something I knew I could do right, like banging a dude. I'm a giant ho-bag.
Elliot: No, no, you are not! So, is Derek a good guy?
Denise: Derek? I thought it was "Eric".
Quote from Elliot
Turk: Nice pull, Denise. That kid is so fine, he's actually made a couple of guest appearances up in here.
Elliot: Me, too. I've got this one scenario, where he and I are walking down a dark alley, and J.D. is a mugger who jumps out with a knife. Derek used to be the mugger, but then I thought that was a little racially insensitive. Anyway, there's a scuffle. I wind up with the knife. So at first, I force them both to pleasure me. But then it takes a left turn and I go on a killing spree. Eh, I know it's a little weird, but we all have our little tricks to help us climax, right?
Carla: Elliot Reid, two years therapy-free!
Elliot: I don't need it anymore.