Kim Quote #34
Quote from Kim in My Chief Concern
Kim: Hey J.D., since you're coming around my hospital a lot more often now, I was hoping maybe you could dress a little nicer. And maybe say "Smell you later" a little less often, or just stop completely.
J.D.: Are you sure? It's hilarious.
Kim: It's not. [horn honks]
J.D.: Hey, calm down, gramps!
Kim: Now you're screaming at my Chief of Medicine. Sorry, Dr. Mantoots. [J.D. chuckles] Don't laugh.
J.D.: His name is "Mantoots"?
Kim: Yes, I know, I know. Stop laughing.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Chief Concern’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Lady: Hey, you coming up to the third floor today?
Janitor: No, I am not cleaning the third floor this month. I'm sending a message: You steal a man's sandwich off his cart, you stew in your own filth.
Lady: Sweetie, I took that sandwich.
Janitor: Well, I can't change my mind now. I'll look like a flip-flopper.
Quote from Denise
Denise: I don't know why I keep jumping into bed with him. My confidence is shot from screwing up that spinal tap last week, and then yesterday, I misdiagnosed an ectopic pregnancy. I don't know. Maybe I wanted to do something I knew I could do right, like banging a dude. I'm a giant ho-bag.
Elliot: No, no, you are not! So, is Derek a good guy?
Denise: Derek? I thought it was "Eric".
Quote from Elliot
Turk: Nice pull, Denise. That kid is so fine, he's actually made a couple of guest appearances up in here.
Elliot: Me, too. I've got this one scenario, where he and I are walking down a dark alley, and J.D. is a mugger who jumps out with a knife. Derek used to be the mugger, but then I thought that was a little racially insensitive. Anyway, there's a scuffle. I wind up with the knife. So at first, I force them both to pleasure me. But then it takes a left turn and I go on a killing spree. Eh, I know it's a little weird, but we all have our little tricks to help us climax, right?
Carla: Elliot Reid, two years therapy-free!
Elliot: I don't need it anymore.