Dr. Kelso Quote #450
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Cuz
Dr. Cox: Hey, why did you check yourself in to the hospital for a glorified flu bug?
Dr. Kelso: In my defense, I thought I might also be dealing with some issues from eating raw starfish.
Dr. Cox: Oh.
Dr. Kelso: You know what I realized when I was treating myself? I miss being a doctor.
Dr. Cox: Well, here is your chance to get back to the game there, big guy. Am I wrong to not hire Gandhi?
Dr. Kelso: I thought it was gonna be something doctory. Of course you're wrong.
Dr. Cox: He bothers me.
Dr. Kelso: Everybody bothers you. Hell, you used to bother me when I was the Chief but I kept moving you up because you were the best man for the job. Now, the question is, "Is Turkleton the best man for the job?"
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Quote from Dr. Kelso
Barista: Folks, I'm sorry but we have to close. Our pastry maker was just admitted to the hospital with a highly contagious intestinal virus.
Dr. Kelso: [finishing his fifth muffin] What the hell. I'm already in it.
[later:]
Dr. Kelso: Hi, I need to check myself in.
Nurse: For what?
Dr. Kelso: [vomits] For that.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: You know what sucks? I have to hire a new Chief or Surgery. And I just can't fathom giving any of you tiny-brained scalpel jockeys a leadership position. Honestly, so far, this is the only candidate who I'm seriously considering. The guy has the opposable thumbs so you automatically know he can handle the job. And, well, I was just thinking if you slap a diaper on him and maybe tape some glasses to his face, sure as shooting he'll look professional enough. Do you know what? I'm gonna call the gentleman.
Quote from Janitor
Todd: So how's married life?
Janitor: You have to make compromises. Like my wife's allergic to raccoons, so I had to throw out my comforter.