Elliot Quote #650
Sean: What do you think the women are talking about?
J.D.: I'm not psychic, Sean. But they better not be all chummy, chatting about which one of us is better in bed.
Sean: They're women. They don't talk about that.
[meanwhile:]
Kim: J.D.'s better at sex. Sean's better at foreplay.
Elliot: J.D.'s great at foreplay. He just takes the "play" part literally so you've got to embrace all of his games. You know, his "Nooks and Crannies", "Upsy Daisies".
Kim: "Who's in There?", followed after by "What's in There?"
Elliot: "Mr. Peep Tries on Hats".
Kim: Love that one.
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Barista: Folks, I'm sorry but we have to close. Our pastry maker was just admitted to the hospital with a highly contagious intestinal virus.
Dr. Kelso: [finishing his fifth muffin] What the hell. I'm already in it.
[later:]
Dr. Kelso: Hi, I need to check myself in.
Nurse: For what?
Dr. Kelso: [vomits] For that.
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Janitor: You have to make compromises. Like my wife's allergic to raccoons, so I had to throw out my comforter.