Elliot Quote #648
J.D.: I just don't understand how you two even met. Did someone introduce you?
[Kim and Sean look at Elliot]
Elliot: I love you? Sweetie, it was over a year ago. You and I weren't even together. I figured at most they could end up friends.
Kim: Well, you also told me he was great in the sack.
Elliot: Kim, I will kill you.
J.D.: [gasps]
Elliot: He's not, sweetie. [mouths] You are.
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[later:]
Dr. Kelso: Hi, I need to check myself in.
Nurse: For what?
Dr. Kelso: [vomits] For that.
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