Janitor Quote #485
Quote from Janitor in My Soul on Fire: Part 1
Janitor: Why the hell did you come?
J.D.: I rallied the troops.
Janitor: I invited you to a wedding in a foreign country on three days' notice, you weren't supposed to come! I just wanted the gifts. You see any of the other 847 invites here? We're not even having a ceremony, man!
J.D.: Fine, then we'll just have a vacation. No harm done.
Janitor: All right.
Elliot: You have to.
Lady: Elliot, you are so right. Honey, we're gonna have a ceremony. A big one.
Janitor: [to J.D.] I'm gonna kill you.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Soul on Fire: Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Carla: Why aren't you out on the beach?
Turk: Because Daddy came to seduce you. But for me to get my sexy mode, I'm gonna need you to take off the hat and stop picking your toes. [grimaces and groans] It's alright, I'll push through it. Baby, look. Izzy's not here. And this is the Bahamas. The islands of making love. You, me, the ocean. Underwater relations.
Carla: Lead the way. [cellphone rings] That's the nanny. This'll just take a second.
Turk: Okay. It's cool. I'm gonna head down to the water. It'll be just like our honeymoon. Nobody will see what we're doing except for the mermaids.
Carla: Baby, for the last time, mermaids aren't real.
Turk: I know what I saw, woman!
Quote from Turk
Turk: Baby, you know why I love the Bahamas? They got brothers on the money, check it. Don't that look like Uncle Dottie?
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Here you go, Sammy. I know I was supposed to drop Sam off in daycare, but the only other kid there was a creepy little girl with freckles.
J.D.: Please don't give my son your prejudice of redheads.
Elliot: They're god's mistakes, J.D., accept it.