J.D. Quote #1726
Quote from J.D. in My Soul on Fire: Part 1
J.D.: Anyway, I got you a present. It's an exact replica of the tiki from The Brandy Bunch Goes To Hawaii episode. Greg had this on when he got into the surfing accident, Peter had it on when he saw the tarantula in the bed. And Alice-
J.D.: Turk, Turk. I've seen it before. Do you remember the music they played when anything bad happened? [both hum]
Turk: Wait, you don't have one.
J.D.: Or do I? [swings necklace around]
Turk: Downstairs!
J.D.: Really?
Turk: No! What's wrong with you?
J.D.: I didn't want to do it either, I think it's stupid.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Soul on Fire: Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Carla: Why aren't you out on the beach?
Turk: Because Daddy came to seduce you. But for me to get my sexy mode, I'm gonna need you to take off the hat and stop picking your toes. [grimaces and groans] It's alright, I'll push through it. Baby, look. Izzy's not here. And this is the Bahamas. The islands of making love. You, me, the ocean. Underwater relations.
Carla: Lead the way. [cellphone rings] That's the nanny. This'll just take a second.
Turk: Okay. It's cool. I'm gonna head down to the water. It'll be just like our honeymoon. Nobody will see what we're doing except for the mermaids.
Carla: Baby, for the last time, mermaids aren't real.
Turk: I know what I saw, woman!
Quote from Turk
Turk: Baby, you know why I love the Bahamas? They got brothers on the money, check it. Don't that look like Uncle Dottie?
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Here you go, Sammy. I know I was supposed to drop Sam off in daycare, but the only other kid there was a creepy little girl with freckles.
J.D.: Please don't give my son your prejudice of redheads.
Elliot: They're god's mistakes, J.D., accept it.