Janitor Quote #482
Quote from Janitor in My Soul on Fire: Part 1
Janitor: Okay, let's call this meeting of the Brain Trust to order. Now, as you know, ever since our esteemed member Lloyd died snorkeling in his father's pool, we've tried to make do with the next best thing. [everyone looks to a cut-out of Lloyd] Still, I think we realized that's not really working out. Especially since Todd keeps high-fiving it and knocking it over.
Todd: Well, look at how he's posed. I can't resist!
Janitor: Yes, you can. That is why I had you over to my garage last weekend to take my seminar on willpower. And you still owe me 60 bucks.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Soul on Fire: Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Carla: Why aren't you out on the beach?
Turk: Because Daddy came to seduce you. But for me to get my sexy mode, I'm gonna need you to take off the hat and stop picking your toes. [grimaces and groans] It's alright, I'll push through it. Baby, look. Izzy's not here. And this is the Bahamas. The islands of making love. You, me, the ocean. Underwater relations.
Carla: Lead the way. [cellphone rings] That's the nanny. This'll just take a second.
Turk: Okay. It's cool. I'm gonna head down to the water. It'll be just like our honeymoon. Nobody will see what we're doing except for the mermaids.
Carla: Baby, for the last time, mermaids aren't real.
Turk: I know what I saw, woman!
Quote from Turk
Turk: Baby, you know why I love the Bahamas? They got brothers on the money, check it. Don't that look like Uncle Dottie?
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Here you go, Sammy. I know I was supposed to drop Sam off in daycare, but the only other kid there was a creepy little girl with freckles.
J.D.: Please don't give my son your prejudice of redheads.
Elliot: They're god's mistakes, J.D., accept it.