Turk Quote #604
Quote from Turk in My Soul on Fire: Part 1
J.D.: [v.o.] Other couples just weren't clicking.
Turk: Are you mad at me?
J.D.: I'm not mad, I'm hurt. You've been ignoring me so much it makes me wanna punch something. God you're firm.
Turk: I'm just bummed about Carla. Between Izzy and her being pregnant again, it's like I don't have a wife anymore. She's just a mommy.
J.D.: Is it that bad?
[flashback:]
Carla: Don't you love listening to her breathe on the baby monitor?
Turk: Sometimes. Baby. I thought you said you wanted to get it on.
Carla: We're not finished?
Turk: We haven't started.
Carla: Oh, sorry. Do your thing.
[present:]
Turk: It's pretty bad.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Soul on Fire: Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Carla: Why aren't you out on the beach?
Turk: Because Daddy came to seduce you. But for me to get my sexy mode, I'm gonna need you to take off the hat and stop picking your toes. [grimaces and groans] It's alright, I'll push through it. Baby, look. Izzy's not here. And this is the Bahamas. The islands of making love. You, me, the ocean. Underwater relations.
Carla: Lead the way. [cellphone rings] That's the nanny. This'll just take a second.
Turk: Okay. It's cool. I'm gonna head down to the water. It'll be just like our honeymoon. Nobody will see what we're doing except for the mermaids.
Carla: Baby, for the last time, mermaids aren't real.
Turk: I know what I saw, woman!
Quote from Turk
Turk: Baby, you know why I love the Bahamas? They got brothers on the money, check it. Don't that look like Uncle Dottie?
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Here you go, Sammy. I know I was supposed to drop Sam off in daycare, but the only other kid there was a creepy little girl with freckles.
J.D.: Please don't give my son your prejudice of redheads.
Elliot: They're god's mistakes, J.D., accept it.