Dr. Kelso Quote #426
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Lawyer's in Love
Dr. Kelso: Got your latte, champ.
Dr. Cox: Well now, thank you. Boy, oh, boy, you're really digging the heck out of this whole secret friendship thing, aren't you?
Dr. Kelso: Well, it has all the thrill of an affair, without all that exhausting sex.
Dr. Cox: Do you realize that I have to do rounds, see patients, pick up my son Jack, and somehow put a dent in all this bureaucratic ridiculousness?
Dr. Kelso: You're the Chief of Medicine, you can't keep doing all the things you used to do. You have to let something go. Just don't drop the ball with your son. That's what I did with Harrison. He and his new life partner, Caleb, have just opened a boutique on Fire Island called "Everything Mesh". You like mesh, Perry?
Dr. Cox: No, Bob, I don't.
Dr. Kelso: Well, I didn't either at first. But the boxers really breathe.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Lawyer's in Love’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: Ted, do you want to get this girl? Give her a present. Better yet, a present that you made. My first date with Lady, I made her a duck I killed. Now, you're thinking wouldn't it have been more romantic to kill it in front of her? And yes, it would have. And it was my plan. But in the car, on the way over, we kind of get into it, you know. Maybe I was in a bad mood, maybe he was, I don't know. But one thing led to another, and then we're off on the side of the road, shirtless and seeing what's what. Next thing I knew...
Ted: I'm really not comfortable murdering for her.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: I wish I could help that bald, sweaty bastard.
Janitor: Maybe you and I could team up.
J.D.: I bet you think I'm going to say no. But let me tell you something about the Dorians. We trust. And we trust hard. It's the reason why every single Dorian has a loyal army of friends. It's also why last weekend I flew to the Ozarks for a spontaneous water ski getaway with Dr. Cox. He was not there. Nor was his lakeside cabin. There had also been talk of a tire swing.
Quote from Ted
Janitor: Look, Ted, you're obviously upset about the ukulele girl. So, we've called a truce to help you out.
Ted: I'm not upset.
J.D.: Ted, we found you in a park, throwing rocks at old couples.
Ted: Why should they be happy?!