Turk Quote #573
Quote from Turk in My Happy Place
Turk: [through speaker] Looks like everybody got through with flying colors.
Dr. Cox: Congratulations there, Gandhi. Your ability to bring people together is very powerful. Much like... Gandhi.
Turk: That means a lot to me. Because I'm just so desperate for your approval.
Dr. Cox: [to the Todd] What-- What's his problem? Is he still mad at me?
[As he stands behind Dr. Cox, departed by glass, Turk mimes killing Dr. Cox with his scalpel]
Todd: Maybe. I can't be sure. You know, the Brinkleys never gave the Halfords a reason to be skeptical. Life would be so much easier if everybody just trusted each other.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Happy Place’ Quotes
Quote from Ted
J.D.: [v.o.] Ted finally said what we were all thinking.
Ted: Why are you spending your retirement hanging around the place you use to work? It's so sad. By comparison, it almost makes my life seem... No, still sad.
Dr. Kelso: Yeah.
Quote from J.D.
Dr. Kelso: Anyway, keep my table warm. Adios.
J.D.: [imitates Scrubs incidental music]
Elliot: What are you doing?
J.D.: Oh, that's the sound I hear in my head whenever people leave. [imitates Scrubs incidental music]
Elliot: Whatever. I will see you after work. [exits]
[Scrubs incidental music plays]
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Look, surgeons always want to slice people open whether it's the best option or not. No disrespect, but you're just not that bright. You have no idea how to do anything else. Unfortunately, sick people are also very, very stupid and will almost always agree to anything that a blood-letting corpse carpenter such as yourself tells them. I simply stay in the room to make sure they make the right choice.
Turk: So you don't trust me?
Dr. Cox: Oh, that's right. That is an easier way to say it.