Elliot Quote #604
Quote from Elliot in My Happy Place
J.D.: Look, if it helps, you hurt me too.
Elliot: Really?
J.D.: There were so many times I wanted to be with you so badly and you shot me down. Like when we first met, huh. Or when you wanted to be sex buddies. [fan fare]
Elliot: Oh yeah, but that's when I found work so overwhelming, and I...
J.D.: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm sorry, we've just been down this road so many times, you know? Seriously, does even talking about it just make you hate yourself a little bit?
Elliot: I can't tell from just doing the normal amount of hating myself, or if I'm at a slightly higher level of self-loathing.
J.D.: You're too hard on yourself.
Elliot: No, I'm not. I'm just stupid and ugly, and I have a pig face.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Happy Place’ Quotes
Quote from Ted
J.D.: [v.o.] Ted finally said what we were all thinking.
Ted: Why are you spending your retirement hanging around the place you use to work? It's so sad. By comparison, it almost makes my life seem... No, still sad.
Dr. Kelso: Yeah.
Quote from J.D.
Dr. Kelso: Anyway, keep my table warm. Adios.
J.D.: [imitates Scrubs incidental music]
Elliot: What are you doing?
J.D.: Oh, that's the sound I hear in my head whenever people leave. [imitates Scrubs incidental music]
Elliot: Whatever. I will see you after work. [exits]
[Scrubs incidental music plays]
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Look, surgeons always want to slice people open whether it's the best option or not. No disrespect, but you're just not that bright. You have no idea how to do anything else. Unfortunately, sick people are also very, very stupid and will almost always agree to anything that a blood-letting corpse carpenter such as yourself tells them. I simply stay in the room to make sure they make the right choice.
Turk: So you don't trust me?
Dr. Cox: Oh, that's right. That is an easier way to say it.