Elliot Quote #603

Quote from Elliot in My Happy Place

J.D.: You want me to go first? Elliot, I've never been able to get over the idea of us. I'm still crazy about you.
Elliot: I don't really know what you want me to say.
J.D.: Maybe you could tell me if you feel the same way?
Elliot: Yeah!
J.D.: Maybe you could say it without sounding angry.
Elliot: But, J.D., you crushed me. I mean, I gave you my love, and you threw it back at my face, and pretty much scarred me romantically. I mean, now I'm doomed to a life of gravitating to safe boring guys who I don't really love. And I'm repelled by the ones I care for deeply. So, thank you for that.

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 ‘My Happy Place’ Quotes

Quote from Ted

J.D.: [v.o.] Ted finally said what we were all thinking.
Ted: Why are you spending your retirement hanging around the place you use to work? It's so sad. By comparison, it almost makes my life seem... No, still sad.
Dr. Kelso: Yeah.

Quote from J.D.

Dr. Kelso: Anyway, keep my table warm. Adios.
J.D.: [imitates Scrubs incidental music]
Elliot: What are you doing?
J.D.: Oh, that's the sound I hear in my head whenever people leave. [imitates Scrubs incidental music]
Elliot: Whatever. I will see you after work. [exits]
[Scrubs incidental music plays]

Quote from Dr. Cox

Dr. Cox: Look, surgeons always want to slice people open whether it's the best option or not. No disrespect, but you're just not that bright. You have no idea how to do anything else. Unfortunately, sick people are also very, very stupid and will almost always agree to anything that a blood-letting corpse carpenter such as yourself tells them. I simply stay in the room to make sure they make the right choice.
Turk: So you don't trust me?
Dr. Cox: Oh, that's right. That is an easier way to say it.