J.D. Quote #1651
Quote from J.D. in My Happy Place
Elliot: Hey, do you ever still think of me in that way?
J.D.: What way?
Elliot: You know. In a sexual way.
[fantasy: Elliot is scantily-clad in the coffee house as she shakes her hair]
J.D.: Sometimes. Do you ever think of me that way?
[J.D. is shirtless in the coffee house]
Elliot: Sometimes. Put your shirt back on.
J.D.: I'm just flipping it so you can't see the stain.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Happy Place’ Quotes
Quote from Ted
J.D.: [v.o.] Ted finally said what we were all thinking.
Ted: Why are you spending your retirement hanging around the place you use to work? It's so sad. By comparison, it almost makes my life seem... No, still sad.
Dr. Kelso: Yeah.
Quote from J.D.
Dr. Kelso: Anyway, keep my table warm. Adios.
J.D.: [imitates Scrubs incidental music]
Elliot: What are you doing?
J.D.: Oh, that's the sound I hear in my head whenever people leave. [imitates Scrubs incidental music]
Elliot: Whatever. I will see you after work. [exits]
[Scrubs incidental music plays]
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Look, surgeons always want to slice people open whether it's the best option or not. No disrespect, but you're just not that bright. You have no idea how to do anything else. Unfortunately, sick people are also very, very stupid and will almost always agree to anything that a blood-letting corpse carpenter such as yourself tells them. I simply stay in the room to make sure they make the right choice.
Turk: So you don't trust me?
Dr. Cox: Oh, that's right. That is an easier way to say it.