Janitor Quote #438

Quote from Janitor in My Happy Place

Ted: By the way, what happened to the janitor they hired to replace you?
[flashback: The Janitor is dressed in a white lab coat and is seated at a desk as he talks to a man:]
Janitor: We're going to have to let you go, Marv. But, stiff upper lip.
Marv: I'm sorry, Dr. Itor.
Janitor: Call me Jan.
Janitor: I heard he quit.


 ‘My Happy Place’ Quotes

Quote from Ted

J.D.: [v.o.] Ted finally said what we were all thinking.
Ted: Why are you spending your retirement hanging around the place you use to work? It's so sad. By comparison, it almost makes my life seem... No, still sad.
Dr. Kelso: Yeah.

Quote from J.D.

Dr. Kelso: Anyway, keep my table warm. Adios.
J.D.: [imitates Scrubs incidental music]
Elliot: What are you doing?
J.D.: Oh, that's the sound I hear in my head whenever people leave. [imitates Scrubs incidental music]
Elliot: Whatever. I will see you after work. [exits]
[Scrubs incidental music plays]

Quote from Dr. Cox

Dr. Cox: Look, surgeons always want to slice people open whether it's the best option or not. No disrespect, but you're just not that bright. You have no idea how to do anything else. Unfortunately, sick people are also very, very stupid and will almost always agree to anything that a blood-letting corpse carpenter such as yourself tells them. I simply stay in the room to make sure they make the right choice.
Turk: So you don't trust me?
Dr. Cox: Oh, that's right. That is an easier way to say it.