J.D. Quote #1612
J.D.: Mr. Hicks' renal tests came back negative.
Dr. Maddox: Thank god. See, Bernie isn't just a patient. He's also my lover.
J.D.: Really?
Dr. Maddox: No! He's fat, bald and ugly! Thanks a lot!
J.D.: [v.o.] Okay, just swallow your pain and fix this.
J.D.: Look, Dr. Maddox, I think you're a very well-built, sturdy woman.
Dr. Maddox: Like a shed.
J.D.: No, not like a shed. Like a naughty...
Dr. Maddox: Like it.
J.D.: Structure.
Dr. Maddox: Structure?
J.D.: I should go.
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Quote from Ted
Ted: Dr. Reid gave me Mr. Hicks' test results, but they're locked in my briefcase, and I lost the key.
Dr. Maddox: Allow me. Loving this thing!
Ted: And... here it is.
Dr. Maddox: Hey, how come all you have in here is a smiley face button and a revolver?
Ted: Well, one's in case I get sad, and the other one's in case I get really sad.
Dr. Maddox: Well, see you tomorrow.
Ted: We'll see.
Quote from Denise
J.D.: [v.o.] There was Denise, who could be a bit callous.
Denise: You know, it's ironic that "cancer" starts we "can," because at this stage, there's nothing we can do about it.
J.D.: Let's take a walk, sunshine.
Quote from Turk
Elliot: Keith is not still devastated. I mean, what the hell is Carla talking about? She's completely off base, right?
Turk: I have to disagree with you.
Elliot: You don't see my point at all?
Turk: You don't understand. I'm married to Carla, right? She has spies everywhere. So i have to disagree with you. I'm on to you, Rochelle.